March 2011
Re-blog if you used to watch any of these shows!
americainaparis:
darr3n:
MY CHILDHOOD.
i’ve seen them all….except the last one. dont know what that is…
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE TALKING...
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One...
Just realized Tortuga is the spanish word for turtle. Pirates of Carribean went to Tortuga. They went to the town of turtles.
Yet another reason I love that movie…
Reblog if there's a bitch that gets on your nerves...
wifeofalifeguard:
Reblog if you do silly faces when you're bored,...
throughthiscrazytime:
all the time XD
Dear Facebook,
I know you wish you were as wonderfully hilarious as me. Unfortunately, you will never be.
Love,
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Penis spines...come again? →
wickedamysrule:
so according to what I could decode from this scientificky article, man lost penile spines way back during evolution
damnit
dude. i totes just read that recently…
God help the outcasts…
– Esmeralda
Yeah we’ll be prepared! Prepared for what?”
“For the death of...
– Lion King
Hands only used for page turning.
Him: Maybe you should use your hands for something else.........
Me: I don't want to have phone sex
Me: I want to read my book
Him: You're the only girl I know that would rather read than masturbate
Me: It's a good book.
Yeah I think I'd rather read than masturbate too.
artistic nude
anyone else notice how its usually just….nude? It does not justify you taking pictures of naked ladies if you put teh word “artistic” in front of it. It’d be like I took a photo of my ear and titled it “Artistic Ear.” Doesn’t quite work….
Gonna marry Robert Downey Jr and no one can stop me.
Good day.