Saw this outside my local pawn shop
fr3aksh0ww: to me this is an extremely accurate visual description of tumblr and what we do here.
moments when I love my dash the most:
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
person who has never actually met a british boy: makes this post
british boy in real life: eya luv you wanna get it on behind tha bins init you bang tidy luv bang tidy
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow hey americans have fun paying your health care stop guys we’re friends remember Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
On the first day of school, teachers expect you to...
sodamnrelatable: but I’m just like: via sodamnrelatable